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#queue at the barricade


*wakes up* what the fuck




there will never b words that describe the huge tragedy that is oscar wilde never being able 2 have a twitter 

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It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind


posted 19 hours ago | via | © | 73113



girls wearing boxers is such a frickin’ turn on. along with girls wearing beanies. and girls wearing plaid shirts. and girls wearing tank tops. and girls in general.


It was hard to whittle my anger down to 140 characters believe me

posted 19 hours ago | via | © | 40168



really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok? 

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#i love your hair so much



having seven period days now is so horrible im tired and dead inside

Rest peacefully, Robin Williams - our Captain.
    The best education you will ever get is traveling. Nothing teaches you more than exploring the world and accumulating experiences
— Mark Patterson (via kushandwizdom)
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#queue at the barricade


Eugene Maltsev - Dark Trinity

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#queue at the barricade

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if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence