*wakes up* what the fuck
there will never b words that describe the huge tragedy that is oscar wilde never being able 2 have a twitter
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
girls wearing boxers is such a frickin’ turn on. along with girls wearing beanies. and girls wearing plaid shirts. and girls wearing tank tops. and girls in general.
It was hard to whittle my anger down to 140 characters believe me
really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok?
having seven period days now is so horrible im tired and dead inside
Rest peacefully, Robin Williams - our Captain.
Eugene Maltsev - Dark Trinity
if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence